if you are yet to say hi to Chetan Bhagat's '3 Mistakes of my Life' then fun is not guaranteed.
A conversation between Chethan Bhagat and Govind Patel....(my adaptation)
GP: am I am speaking to Chethan Bhagat?
CB: How did you get this number in first place?
GP: A friend of mine works at the Rupa Publishers.
CB: Then whom do you think you are speaking to? Ajmal Kasab! No Sir.
CB: Hello? Are you dead?
GP: Not yet Sir, but would be soon...coz I am popping a sleeping pill after each sentence I speak.
CB: Cool. What brand?
CB: Okay. Now would you mind backing your insanity with a bit of logic?
GP: I committed 3 mistakes....and now I feel so terrible that I feel ought not to live..would you listen to my tale?
CB: I am all ears
GP: My name is Govind Patel, and I am a businessman from Ahmedabad.
GP: Ish, Omi and I were friends right from childhood, Ish was a cricket frantic and Omi a priest's son.
CB: Tell me the 3 mistakes.
GP: The 3 of us wanted to open a sports shop at Ahmedabad...we had invested all our savings to buy a stall.
GP: The whole complex went down in a fire...we lost all our money.
CB: Hardly a reason to die. Next?
GP: I used to take Math classes for Ish's sister Vidya. In due course we fell for each other and one fine evening I gave her life lessons....
CB: I didn't get the mistake part.
GP: Well I quite forgot the old saying 'Prevention is better than abortion'
CB: You shouldn't have...then what happened?
GP: By God's grace nothing awry occurred...but Ish found out and since then he has not spoken to me.
CB: Nothing happened! Man its pathetic! Seriously I don't think there's any reason why you should continue to live.
GP: Before I tell my third mistake I must tell about Ali. He is such an abundantly gifted kid with the bat. I still remember how he thrashed Ish all over the field!
CB: Ish kaun? Ishant Sharma??
GP: Ish...Vidya's bro...
CB: What does Ali have to do with your mistake?
GP: A few years ago communal riots were a commonplace here...bloods of innocent people were shed in the name of religion...we lost our Omi in the bloody fight...To retaliate, Bittu Mama and gang started finishing off Muslims, literally setting them on fire. We tried to rescue Ali for he was a budding talent, but I reacted a bit late considering my own safety and Ali got a cut on his wrist...I am such a self centered duffer!
CB: Is that all?
GP: Yeah...would you consider this for your next work?
CB: I would definitely look into it...
GP: Thank You Sir. Good bye.
CB: And Govind, RIH.
GP: Isn't it suppossed to be Rest In Peace?
CB: Not exactly. I meant it to be Rot In Hell.
GP: It seems calling you was the 4th mistake of my life.
CB: I knew it right from the beginning...