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Imagine Burger

Just some hot buns,  straight from the oven
I was looking, for fresh lettuce
Peel the onions, grate the garlic
Don't wanna leave the ketchup behind
Not a sandwich, not a hotdog
Beat the egg, grate the cheese
Have a great dip of mayo, take a patty
I was making the hamburger

Burger, burger
Burger, burg, burger
Burg-burg-burger, burger, burger
Burger, burg, burger
Burg-burg-burger, burger, burger

Burger, eat the burger
French fries and the burger
Burger, eat the burger
French fries and the burger

Kids were eating in the cafes
While I was cooking for the masses
Who do you think you are?
Dreaming 'bout being a big chef
They say it's junk food, they say you're cheesy
Always ordering egg and cheese
Now I'm smiling from the wok while
You were paying. Next order, please

Burger, burger
Burger, burg, burger
Burg-burg-burger, burger, burger
Burger, burg, burger
Burg-burg-burger, burger, burger

Burger, eat the burger
French fries and the burger
Burger, eat the burger
French fries and the burger



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